It's a celebration of dross and uncertainty, mediocrity as appointment television.

Jet Blue?

Michael Corleone's New Years' kiss of Fredo is now joined in the pantheon by Todd Haley's Hug Of Death.

Kobe has those nights where his sole m.o. is scoring.

I'm sorry....did I miss the news that Westbrook signed a $72 million contract?????

He knows what it feels like to win

Will Todd Pettingill officiate the divorce hearings????

Hope this guy never attends a Sheryl Crow concert.

Teddy DuPay and Steven "Headake" Smith are irate that exacta bets are off in two-lobster races.

It's just a great opportunity for us. We know the challenge that we have in front of us, but as a competitor, these are games that you love to play in."

More importantly, what are we going to fine Jane Seymour for subjecting to me to her boring story about how she developed the diamond open-heart pendant. Seriously, it's a worse origin story than Ang Lee's Hulk.

a group of Philadelphians sneaked up on some Canadiens and did horrible things to them

when's the last time you saw Maya Angelou box out?

Pros vs Joes - Letting America's Sports Fans Know What They're Favorite Ex-Athletes Would Look Like Pregnant Since 2004

I was hoping this song would teach me how to Bosh-y (teach me, teach me how to Bosh-y)

This one time, at band camp, Michael Vick was awesome and..........

Heisman winners I expect to see in the next 50: