Between this and the epic trucking at the hands of Brandon Jacobs, LaRon Landry has become the NFL's answer to Shawn Bradley.

I once said the following to my ex-girlfriend:

How deep into the season do the Heat have to continue to be a 3rd place team in their division before this guy realizes we're not pretending not to care about the Heat's season, but that we, as point of fact, do not care about the Heat's season?

If Iverson is actually running the Turkish government by the time the deadline hits, he has to get a nod here, no?

Yeah, but will he hook up with Riggings while Street...uh, I mean Bloomberg....is still in the hospital????

when the lights went out in East Rutherford

Soooooo.......is there really a Jessica Coen, or was this Magary sitting around in Spanx, listening to 4 Non Blondes, and responding to letters as his alter-ego?

Wait a minute, there's a website called BallinEurope. Why have I been working so hard on my Dino Radja tribute page, then????

Roger Goodell is so upset with Edwards that he just fined James Harrison another $35,000

If we start hearing about Morgan walking around the Bristol lockerrom, even though he doesn't stil lwork there, I'm gonna be concerned.

Hey you, get out my crease

Which is less distasteful for you this morning: admitting to being physically outplayed and dominated by an opponent, or perhaps being psychologically lulled into some false sense of security

Did he have to knockout Bald Bull before he was allowed to advance off the plane?????

"You're terrible."

Come on....no way Gondorf would have taught Phillips the secret signal. There's maybe five guys in the world, tops, that can pull off the big con.

Sam Perkins has retained a lawyer and is planning to sue Chris Bosh for copyright infringement

Gary Betteman stil lbelieves that David Stern was just "real lucky" to have pulled the Knicks envelope out of the hopper in 1985.

Ehhhh....call me when you have a clip of some team succesfully running The Annexation of Puerto Rico.

Maybe NBC should have popped in a tape of the Ice Bowl instead of whatever that was last night.

Wasn't that line Bea Arthur's nightly toast at Studio 54????