I just want to go on record as saying that I'll jump from Deadspin to Kotaku for $20 and a McRib.

Just in from The Hilton SuperBook in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada:

Where was Cowherd's disgust when Scott Skiles opened up the 1991-1992 Orlando Magic season by doing the Achy Breaky????

Obviously there is a lot that goes into negotiations

Teach me how to John Wall, teach-teach-teach me how to John Wall.

The story behind Burrell's get-up is predictably strange.

old maid cougar

@Always Winning:

wait around for LeBron to shoot. (Though to be fair, they also ran a few "wait around for Dwyane Wade to shoot and miss" plays.)

Even Jason Gesser thinks this is dorky.

Come on Chad...save the drama for that pigeon's mama.

What does it mean when Steve Nash says the Suns will stink?

No

THAT is bringing sexy back.....Laird and Percy didn't know how to act.

Allen Iverson has reportedly agreed to terms with a Turkish basketball team.

Hey...was that Lawrence Fishbourne's daughter drilling a receiver over the middle????

@TheMisanthrope:

This reminds me of the time two fat guys from Bergen strolled over to Maurice Carthon's 6th story walk-up and pleaded with him not to follow Parcells to New England.

Salley —- and whoever's signing off on these things getting posted —- are aware that there's a difference between "a story" and "a statement of facts about one boring night 25 years ago," right? Right????