Wow....that guy sounds like me when I get one of my Deadspin comments promoted.

@floatingdave: And proceed to BOMB you in RBI Baseball with the AL All Stars. Ya' think he makes you 'bash' him if he goes yard with himself or McGwire?

@Walk Off HBP: Man, I've really got to renew my subscription to Beckett Reality Show DVD Gift Set Monthly

Unless this increases the price of my 1986 Donruss Canseco Rated Rookie, I couldn't care less.

The terrible goalkeeping sort of takes the shine off this one, though.

Can you really blame America. For a decade-and-a-half, every Pettitte start has subjected a nation of viewers to his creepy eyes-over-the-tip-of-the-glove stare. I'm sick of him giving me the stinkeye. Stop looking at me, Pettitte!!!

Jacory Harris will in fact lead the next generation....to the cusp of the red zone where he will inevitably throw another interception.

So...this was what the script to "Up In The Air" looked like until that socially conscious Clooney got a hold of it and tried to make it relevant to the economic crisis of today.

You can't spell "Yo_'re A Goofy _hite Kid Who Can't Get Laid" without UW

I tell my players now it is better that they go with a woman than drink.

you cannot fool THE MACHINE.

That's ridiculous. For the price of a couple of bottles at Tryst and a $4,000-per-night suite at The Palms, he could have the real Kim Kardashian.

Alright guys, be honest....was I really the only one expecting an illicit photo of Mark Giangreco and Brad Muster canoodling to come up when I clicked on this link?

This guy's stories are "The Chris Farley Show" of Deadspin.

Lex Luger IS NOT happy with the photo accompanying this post.

Suuuuure....now it's a big deal, but when Kevin Duckworth when to Endless Shrimp night 6 hours before Gheorge Muresean's preseason debut in '94, where was the media attention?

CBS News calls us a "no-holds-barred" site

Just ask any woman who ever stood within 10 feet of Bob Packwood

Mario Lemieux christened the Penguins' new arena by pouring out a bottle of water taken from the Igloo's ice.

he always gives me advice, but he's a bit working class and vulgar.