A buddy of mine said that, to offset the world release of Lil' Favre tommorow, Deadspin was going to run a lot of highbrow stuff today to remind its readership that it is capable of more than tawdry TMX-type articles. I told my buddy he was dizzy.

Now I just need formal apologies for the Dykstra/Samuel and Cone/Kent & Thompson deals, and I can begin the healing process.

I regret ever drafting him at Shooters.

Does Magary get royalties on this article????

So...can I kiss her after she eats the banana fruit candy and be straight, or not????

How does this story get play on Deadspin, but the "Obama Fights Too Hard Through Pick-and-Rolls" story get spiked?

To be fair, Murton has 14 more games in his season than Ichiro did when he set NPB's record in 1994.

Ehhhh....wake me when the Carl Herrera book is in the works.

Before I even bother to read these tweets, I want to make sure tht the ESPN.com editorial staff has one through the proper editorial procedure for posting them.

Are we sure that guy in the picture isn't Drew Henson????

If we have to give Pat Riley a couple of bucks everytime someone says three-peat, shouldn't Jeff Van Gundy get some residuals from Al-Jazeera stealing his "Jordan's revenge plot" line?

As long as supper's still on the table when I get home, what I care what background noise is on while they're cleaning the kitchen before I get home.

So Delonte West had to get up, put pajamas on, and go outside for his post-Gloria stogie????

We know LeBron thinks, in his heart of hearts, that anyone bashing him is just a hater, someone petty or jealous who can't possibly have legitimate reasons.

Any truth to the rumor that Mel Gibson based his fantasy football draft board off of TMQ columns???

Vindication, thy name is Vin Baker.

I know you guys don't like Mike Lupica, but really, nude paintings of him???

All of Bob Sugar's goalie clients are going to wonder why they don't share the same relationship.

@Steve U: Or your John Amechi throwback "OverGayedStiff" jersey?

But, you know, I come from an era where, you don't need to say nothing bad about no one's parents...so, not at all."