Man....that Ozzie is a tough landlord

"The stats geeks will win," Rob Parker concedes idiotically

And Mazeroski puts the Gold Glove in the basket.....PUT THE GOLD GLOVE IN THE BASKET!!!!!!

Another 3 weeks isn't cool. You know what is cool? Another 33 weeks.

So is Fire Joe Morgan going to come back and point out that this chucklehead acknowledged that the stats weren't in favor of Rackers making the kick, yet still thinks Kubiak should have kicked the FG so as to not be, in his eloquent description, a "fucking pussy?" Bill Conlin wouldn't get off without a reprimand.

"it was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!"

Why So Thierry-ous?

I didn't know Randy Savage played for the Raiders.

Ehhh.....wake me when he turns the University of Houston into a bunch of broads who look like Nicolette Sheridan

Sitting here attempting to make a joke about Harper rooting for a heavy favorite in a sports film, I've come to the horrible realization that Sports Fella has claimed ALL of them. I can't say that Harper was rooting for Appolo, Cobra Kai, South Bend Prep, or the Mick-led Dragons without appearing like I'm swinging…

Look at this fuckin' Buch-ster.

Yeah...but is he gonna be naked in the Cardinal locker room in 35 years, or what?

Great story, asshole.

"Fuck you, concept of good baseball!" yelled Jeff Francoeur's 0.0 WAR

Who the fuck would use that argument?! It's Jamie Moyer. Jamie Stupid Moyer. Here's the argument for keeping Jamie Moyer out of the Hall of Fame: He's Jamie Moyer.

Whenever you give a guy a small fortune to play QB for your team for the next decade, to lead a group of warriors, and to be the face of your franchise, you have to LOVE when Chris Collinsworth tells the nation that the person said QB most emulates in the whole world is his mother.

"Don't do like me."

Nope, not falling for it. You can't post the plot to Kevin Smith's next film and convince me it really happened.

You've just read an excerpt from Albom's next book - "Saturdays With Ines"

Teddy DuPay is down $5,500 in the wackiest Skins game ever.