Surprised Marlo and Chris gave her enough time off to be able to attend all the practices.

Dongshots.

The Miami (OH) Cheerleader are SO not impressed.

These things tend to read better when other people write them in your defense, not when you write it in an attempt to stay relevant.

Eddy Guerrero is disgusted by those patches.

Ronnie Garvin should get Jamie McCourt's lawyer and sue for gimmick infringement.

Unless Tom Hagen flies in Clemens' brother to the hearing, I don't see how this goes well.

I'm shocked that Deadspin would run this without having a picture of him playing in said league while wearing a '92 Nets Drazen Petrovic jersey.

Can't wait until his showdown with Tipper Gore on Capitol Hill

Ehhh...Vince'll just buy it and make them all job to HHH.

They never asked Austin and The Rock to jerk the curtain for a Trish Stratus-Chyna main event.

I was gonna sign with another team for a market-appropriate contract...but then I got high...la da da da-da-da-da

...Co-starring Brandon Jacobs as Lafayette and Tom Coughlan as Russel Edginton

Ed's lucky he didn't get into it with Patton Oswalt...and his paintgun.

I won't read the above post until I see that Mrs. Favre has made it one of her favorites.

HoJo4HOF thinks Brian Urlacher is the boringest interview he's ever seen.

This is why Kevin Elster NEVER got dumped by broads he took to baseball games.

Pete Rose parlayed Pavin and "Under 11.5 Rounds" for an 11:5 score.

"In some parts of this world we live in, if you disrespect someone, you may lose your life. Right or wrong. I don't handle disrespect well, and I'm sure my players won't either."

Ehh....I'm more interested in the ad Delonte West placed in the Casual Encounters section of the Akron Beacon-Jounal classifieds