SJP does have a horse face.

I'm with you. You know that feeling when you're Q-tipping your ear and you start to insert it and you know you could do damage if you go in too deep but it just feels sooo gooood so you go in just a tiny bit deeper, just that fraction of an inch, and then... EARGASM!!

Psh, as a real man I use the head of a nail to clean my ears.

that seems to be a step in progress, don't you think? there's always a period of stereotyping that's acceptable. i'm thinking about things like will and grace, where gays were "allowed" because they were projecting some very obvious stereotypes that people felt comfortable with. then, things seem to blossom (slowly),…

Well, Laverne IS trans, so I think if someone can joke around like that, she can. She's earned it.

This is the worst gay porn trailer I've ever seen.

And by the way, who's been spoiling this "brat" for years previous to this incident? Spoiled brats do not arise in a vacuum.

Just today my auntie told me a story about how my grandpa used to get Communist newspapers mailed to him, and how my grandma used to tell him that he was going to wind up in jail for it, which didn't seem so far fetched to her, considering the reasons they had left their native country. I'm glad this child abuser is…

The "nothing to hide" argument has been so thoroughly refuted and discredited by the arguments of so many much smarter people than me, and so many real examples of abuse, that I won't waste my time regurgitating them here. I only implore you to do some very basic research into why you are so utterly wrong. You might…

Because the "I don't care about privacy because I have nothing to hide" attitude never bit anyone in the ass, right?

It's illegal to read someone else's email, why should it be ok to read an electronic form of mail? They're the same thing.

*shrug* Who's fault is it shes spoiled? Speaks more about herself really.

She'll have to explain to everyone that she had a shitty attention seeking mother.

Does she not understand that employers and colleges Google people? Her daughter might have to explain this for years.

Can people PLEASE stop publicly shaming their kids? I know it's cute when you put the "I eat my own feces" sign on a dog, but kids have actual social consequences. It's not okay to BE the bully in your kid's life.

Good luck, chuck.

Honey, you aren't from the South are you?

The old saying "you pick your friends, but you can't pick your family" has hit home to me with a vengeance over the last 10 days. Previously I wrote about my neighbor dying at just 29 and him leaving a young wife with two boys under 2.

Easy solution: tell the craziest girlfriend about this in passing. "Oh, jeeze. Theres Becca. She thinks she's sly and we don't know she rubs up on our boyfriends like a cat in heat when we aren't looking. I feel really bad for her. You know, that something happened to her that made her self esteem so low she has to…

Ask her about her life and let her talk about it. No one ever wants to listen to old folks, and they have some great stories to tell. i.e. my mom's story about her first bank account was stunning; she had to get her husband's permission.