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Yes, they are so oppressed. FIGHT sugar babies.

BREAKING NEWS: Beautiful woman looks like other beautiful woman. All beautiful women kinda look the same. More at 11.

UGH, that is the creepiest, and it always looks BAD. Why do they keeping doing it?!

No it doesn't: it has strict class connotations, and literally everything on the subject will say so. I can see how you could get that idea, but it's related to class & wealth.

Nope, I noticed that too and commented on it on a Bey article, and my comment magically disappeared.

Plenty of Jez commenters think that, too. Or that all white Southerners are privileged racists (because Appalachia doesn't exist, of course).

Wat?! Why are you quitting Jezebel?

I wish that were true, but what gets lambasted and what gets a pass does not appear to be subject to the laws of logic and reason, and seems to be completely dependent on the writer's moods. Way to stick to your guns, guys.

You know Kara is black, right? And you know she (or someone) wrote an article on Beyonce and didn't cover the fact that Beyonce's opening skit for the VMAs uses Asian women? Like, there was a weird orientalist theme.

a) Beyonce's performance was amazing. She's one of the few good performers, currently, and is like the Brittney Spears of years past in terms of performance.

YES. Now she looks like an old 16. Improvement!

ahahahahahahaa

Selena Gomez FINALLY stopped looking 12.

Ahahahahahah. This was really bad. And she's tall and has amazing legs. Why do this?

AHHHHH Blue Ivy. That is hilarious and adorable.

No shit storm, I just feel like people have been ragging on her latetly, which makes me want to defend her. I don't even like her music. It's too happy/poppy/high school-y for me.

Sure, but I don't think she cares. She's not really trying to dance or not dance; just having fun.

Kinda both. She can't dance, and she knows it. Who cares? I mean, if she talked about how awesome of a dancer she was, I could get the dislike, but she knows she can't dance, makes fun of herself for not being able to dance, and isn't letting that stop her from her fun in both the music video and the VMAs. She's not

Ha. Don't most things?!

THIS. If someone does anything awful, to Jez and Jez readers, it's always because there's a mental illness/trauma/some excuse.