Every single time I read this I can’t fucking believe that your country elects sheriffs.

‘“Thank you for your patience, because with today’s social media, there seems to be a sense of immediacy,” Sheriff Carter outrageously ended his statement on Facebook, given that it was social media which helped forced authorities in Shenandoah County to do right by a member of the community.’

Normally when I hear people talk about carrying guns to protect themselves I just roll my eyes. Here’s a situation where it’s actually necessary and the dude gets arrested for it.

Charged with brandishing a weapon. Notice how the 2nd amendment never seems to apply with black people. Apparently it’s not legal to use a firearm to defend yourself from white people who trespass on your property then threaten and assault you. But shooting black people who are walking down the sidewalk, using public…

They exist to protect the company, not the employee. 

This is exactly where my mind went. 

Yep, she needed the ability to keep him away from her for a period of time and him locked up currently is her out. If she left him any other time, he could track her down with a callout on her license and such.

We’ll likely never know, but my assumption was that if he’s this abusive in public he’s almost certainly abusive at home. Possibly she’s taking this opportunity while he’s in custody to start proceedings while he’s unable to physically retaliate.

Oh man, I’d like to see that pic! Contouring is some serious magic! My husband wanted me to show a side by side to truly show how crazy she went with all of the contouring. Its like two totally different people.

The main problem with the second approach? People tend to know when you’re lying.

Yeah, this is a classic example of how misogyny hurts men just as much as it does women. The only thing that Lautner was doing wrong was failing to conform to an established masculine archetype. If he was one of those perfect guys who happen to be gay, that’s a slur and a stereotype, but it’s also a box that we…

…as a young person trying to figure out his sexual identity in the world.

David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss all still have their columns, but please by all means continue to cheer Roman’s misfortunes because she had the gall to say something mildly rude about a fucking millionaire.

Similarly, when Scott Walker was still a presidential candidate, Dropkick Murphys told him that they hated him and that he couldn't play "Going up to Boston" at his rallies.

I’m 50, and losing my hair, but am currently cultivating (by that I mean doing nothing) the Sting as Dune’s Feyd-Rautha look with my hair.

Her family needs to sue. It’s that simple. Like all psychopathic, racist financial institutions, the only they understand is money.

I attempted my first beer bong at a graduation party for Air Force Academy cadets. Right before my turn, an Air Force cadet’s mom told me “Pretend you’re giving head. Put it as far as you can and swallow.”

Sheridan’s brand is a celebration of color...

I don't mean this in any way bad toward the girls but I do not find them at all more interesting than Michelle or Barack. What have they done other than be the kids of two very accomplished people? Barack is fascinating.

In related news, Donald Trump and his campaign are beginning to think that killing people is perhaps not a very good reelection strategy.