Women with huge tits are better, but women with small tits are more docile, which is preferable.

He looks old enough to be her teenage son in this picture. :\

I know he’s 22, but holy shit dude just stop posting. Surprised he didn’t tweet “we’re just two kids from a small town” or some bullshit

No wonder she’d want to date men who exude vampiric energy!

Part of me thinks “Good for her” for dating a younger man.

Who dates Pete Davidson and comes out thinking, “I think the problem was he was too old for me.”

Yeah, I don’t really get the tone of this article. We’re meant to dislike her because... she’s a down-to-earth, middle-aged woman? I mean, she’s 55 years old. Sorry she’s not keeping up with her 30-something in laws but I think that’s to be expected.

You can’t help anyone if you are completely burned out. You owe nothing to your coworkers. They will hire someone else.

Thanks for that perspective. I think I need to take a deep breath. It’s been a day.

First off thank you for your service and your bravery right now, I truly mean that. And most of us can’t even begin to know what’s it’s like hearing stuff like this when it’s not genuine. But I honestly think Naomi means it - girlfriend knows a ton of people, it’s definitely plausible. Maybe she knew Sergio Rossi, or…

Interestingly, Jezebel has done pieces about anti-Asian racism, including one by the writer of this article. Curious why you’re framing it as an either/or situation when you can clearly find those articles at this site.

When I was little, I used to take my dad’s can of shaving cream and pretend I worked at an ice cream shop. I would make shaving cream swirls on the bathroom sink, and then push them into the sink and run the water to destroy the evidence. My dad couldn’t figure out why he was going through so much shaving cream. I…

Remember when Michelle Obama met mini pope? We’re all cooped up, we need this right now:

I have been dreading this, but the time has come. I have an admission.

jason just tweeted they are still being made to crunch at home

I sure as hell hope nobody is doing crunch during this crisis and that’s why games are being delayed. The last thing anybody needs right now is to compromise their immune system with stress and lack of sleep.  The game can fucking wait.

Rich, I really wish you’d change your lane and just stop reporting on “reality” shows. Meaningless trash-TV such as the Masked Singer / Dr. Pimple Popper is boring and fine. I’m sure other people out there enjoy the escapism.

However, when it comes to the Mama Junes, Duggars, OctoMoms, Gosselins blah blah blah we are…

Project Runway is doing well with Christian Siriano because he’s got verve and his approach is different from Gunn’s while still being supportive and positive and knowledgeable.

1. They only surveyed 737 people for this poll, which is not even close to a representative sample size.