So it was all for nothing.

In the same week, the asshole has made me say “well, he’s not wrong” about Kim Jong Un AND NOW Roger fucking Goodell.

I hate this shit.

sharing the same views as half of the United States

If you think he’s right, you’re part of the problem, and you can feel free to slide your tongue right up my ass.

What the fuck? According to the Root we’re supposed to be boycotting the NFL because of how they treated Kapernick. Now Trump want’s us to Boycott them because they weren’t even harsher. At least we all agree the NFL is terrible.

Plus the gall of all of the assholes who say bending a knee disgraces fallen soldiers. Meanwhile they voted in an ignorant moron who got soldiers killed when he hastily greenlit the first mission under his command simply because he was told that Obama would not have done it. Creepy, dangerous liar.

There was about a three month period when I was way younger where I visited Aint-It-Cool-News a lot and I read a decent amount of Harry wles reviews. They were pretty bad. I remember he liked just about everything. He liked a lot of things about X-Men 3. Anyway I’m drunk right now how’s everybody doing t0night????

The asshole has too loose an opening, and tends to let large amounts of mess fall out (oftentimes about things that are brown) at inopportune times. If only there were a picture that could describe this metaphor

We should have just let him be elected King of the Pop Culture Hill. Maybe than he would have left us alone.

You went to Rick’s Upstairs Medical College too?

The guy who has spent the last year tap-dancing on the piss-soaked ashes of the office of President of the United States probably shouldn’t be accusing other people of disrespecting American institutions.

Let’s see, a white supremacist is complaining about protests against poor treatment of minorities. Where’s the surprise here?

Trump has done many shitty things, but getting me to agree with Roger Goodell on something is far and away the very worst thing Trump has ever done.

Well, that was supposed to be a reply to Xanderpuss. We’re still blaming Kinja for everything, right?

IMHO every post about ol’ DJ should end with “UPDATE: Jesus Christ, he’s still going.”

It’s a privilege, huh? Oh that’s right, they’re black. They didn’t earn their rank as professional sports players by busting their asses in the most insanely competitive field imaginable like a white athlete would, it had to have been a privilege granted to them.

He needs a distraction right now and also needs to be the focus of attention in everything. As he let slip in the rally yesterday, he thinks the NFL is losing viewers because of him. As if people who drink, eat, party, and sleep while an NFL game is on in the background also can’t check Twitter every once and awhile.

Writing a list of what’s right will be a lot shorter. Here, I’ll start:

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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this asshole?