Pazuzu? The friendly gargoyle in one and a half episodes of Futurama? That was my first reaction to your comment, and I’ve seen The Exorcist twice. Which is like thinking of Citizen Kane as the movie that stole half its scenes from The Simpsons. I wonder how much of my pop culture history knowledge was absorbed as a…

If everyone listens really hard you can hear the sounds of a million porfessional party clowns crying themselves to sleep tonight.

Strange as it may seem, they give successful movies nowadays very peculiar names.

I loved this story. I think it’s one of King’s strongest - dark, character-driven, and playing around with questions about guilt and family. Really didn’t picture Thomas Jane as the main character (seems like more of a Michael Shannon type) but he’s a solid choice.

Great story. Love all four stories in that book. King is a national treasure.

It’s Ram Bergman, who’s produced all of Johnson’s movies.

It’s Ram Bergman, who’s produced all of Johnson’s movies.

“I was playing romance. In the cockpit I was playing romance. I think it’s very subtle romance that’s happening. You have to watch it a few times to see the little hints.” - Oscar Isaac

Triple, and I guarantee that one on the neck is uncomfortable as hell to sit back or lie down with. The middle one will probably hit a chair back badly as well.

That top photo of Rey and Luke in his little stone hut looks like Rey just opened the door on Luke while he’s in a portable toilet.

Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

I hate that groupie shot! They’re all looking in different directions! Well, everyone but Chewie. We can’t tell where he’s looking with those soulless eyes there.

Next they need to make an all woman version of star wars like they did with ghostbusters. Look how successful that was.

You mean us nerds have to sit through a stupid football game?

They’re wearing each other’s faces in that top photo.

I’m really growing concerned that Rose will replace Poe as Finn’s love interest.

He’s Prince William and Harry’s other brother Hugo, who they keep locked in the attic and feed him fish heads. They finally let him out that day because he loves Star Wars so much.

From what I understand, in this one he turns to the Dark Side, becoming Darth Hobo.

I am 100% down with Luke’s salty old sea dog look.