When I saw this trailer before It, at first I assumed with a name like “Entertainment Studios” it was meant to be a faux-trailer promo telling people to turn off their cell phones or something.

Dowd is commenting from inside my house!

Within a decade or two, over half of Facebook accounts will be dead people.

Is that the one where the twist ending is Yelp were the ones who assassinated MLK cause he left a bad review for the Lorraine Motel?

You’re not wrong.

Testy Etsy Betsy climbs up your waterspout. Out comes the knife, and all your blood runs out.

If it was MY movie, I’d have left the embargo in place until Monday, when it’s safely out of theaters.  

Well, that makes me look like an ass. Thanks for the answer and sorry for the snottiness. Articles do seem to be coming out at later times, though.

Braggart.

My script is called “Testy Etsy Betsy”: a trilogy about a young woman who receives negative feedback for her “bespoke organic” crochet animals and hunts the reviewers down.

Reviews were embargoed until now.

So this is nice slam on a garbage movie. Why the hell is it being published at 11 p.m.? Or, I suppose, 10 Central time? It seems like there has been a weird publishing schedule post-Kinja, where stuff just gets tossed up whenever because hey, it’s “content.” That’s bullshit. Put Shep McAllister’s horseshit juicer ads…

I’M FRIENDS WITH A GHOST ON FACEBOOK

85% chances that this person will be part of a fraternity that is periodically in trouble for hazing.

How about “ride a trump”?

I’m not willing to look for myself, but surely they’re pushing “Sexy evil clown” costumes this year.

And ‘sexy wolf-man’ isn’t in bad taste? My uncle was eaten by a wolf-man.

I still say the worst is the “Fake News” costume. Not only is it tough to tell what it is, but the “Fake” is in a somewhat awkward spot that will likely force the wearer to answer some questions:

Sexy Internet Commenter!