What we need is a film that ‘gets’ the binary existential crisis of moisture vaporators.

My favorite Dune joke is when your buddy’s heading back to the sietch and you stick an auto-timed thumper in his pack set to go off right when he gets to the drum sand. Classic.

This is Ron Howard’s time to make up for us having to imagine an erect Wilford Brimley by having Han Solo constantly talk about his boner. Or Chewie. Either one.

Willow is generally seen as one of his lesser films. I thought Frost-Nixon was quite good. While Howard is undeniably mainstream, equating him to Ratner is ridiculous.

Yes, this is a pop culture website? That’s what we do here. Or did before the shittification of Kinja.

Sean’s too busy talking to the clown in the sewer offering packs of Orbit cinnamon gum.

everythings coming up clint!

Ron Howard might be able to spice things up, but he’s no king of the pop-culture hill, that’s for sure.

Really doubt that. Is the new narrative that Ron Howard has never directed a worthwhile movie? Because I disagree

I want to see Han Solo’s early adventures as a nerf herder.

Yeah it does get a bit tiresome. One of the first things we learned in ole Qualitative Analysis is that pretty much any work produced by a corporate system (i.e. a major studio) is, no matter how left wing or progressive in its message, fundamentally right wing and conservative in its ultimate intent, which is to make…

Wait until they find out that all those coal jobs aren’t coming back.

If Cassidy had a good grasp of what’s in that bill before he filed it because he was involved in the nuts and bolts instead of having it handed to him as a “model” by a think tank or industry group, I will eat the box of tissues on my desk.

Aren’t douche-bro fratboys typically from the upper class (or at least upper-middle class)? 

I’ve always regarded the first Kingsman as a straight-up parody, not only of James Bond-style spy shenanigans, but of the right-wing political subtext of those movies. Do we get that these are comedies...?

The most on point part of Kimmel’s monologue (other than everything about the bill) is how Kilmeade so desperately wants to be part of the Hollywood Elite.

As abhorrent and tone deaf as that ending was it was also a class warfare revenge fantasy where the lower class literally fucks the uppermost class in the ass.

The Republicans are fucking insane. And their base is dumb as shit.

That’s all I got. Poor people will watch their children die, and then put on their MAGA hats and smile. We’re a nation of fucking idiots.

Love, that Jimmy’s doing this (and so ridiculous how the conservative right always overlooks the fact that Trump is a “Hollywood elite”, too — star of a long-running NBC show, has made cameos in lots of movies, and even has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.)

More importantly, here are the numbers from the end of…

Ignaty, I love your reviews but can you just stop with the right-wing stuff about the first one? It’s fucking nonsense. One of the big climaxes of the movie was Colin Firth beating the crap of some proto Trump voters, you don’t have to shriek BUT THEY KILLED OBAMA over and over. It was a dumb fun movie and an equal…