Hey!

I didn’t read it on Gizmodo, and I don’t remember seeing any working hyperlinks, just the occasional footnote which he used to explain his bullshit in greater detail.

I’m kinda indifferent to him in the same way as I am about Chris Columbus: a fine enough workmanlike director who will steer the ship well but don’t expect many surprises. I do cut Abrams slack for the retread feel of Force Awakens because the primary job of that movie was to serve as a palate cleanser from the…

I bet it was just as accidental as when I fart on an elevator that’s just reached my floor.

I have a friend who keeps working at me to get more outraged over TFA being a rehash of the original film; he seems to think that if he can only make me really get that this is the case, then I’ll join in on being really worked up over it.

It occurs to to me that I hit the unpopular movie Triple Crown this year with Ghost in the Shell, Valerian, and mother! Total between the three I shared theater space with less than 10 other people.

Lens flare and retread complaints, that’s what I call a fresh take!

Benedict Abrams In ‘Star Wars’ Star War? J.J. Is Poo-Poo, Says Mountain Logo

Gee, Seavey, I could have sworn your online gimmick was “pompous tit,” not “ignorant sweeping statement guy.”

Mea culpa. I just hate them so bad. Their brand of pseudo-intellectual xenophobia is just one that is particularly sour to me, because I was exactly the same kind of edgelord when I was a teenager. I was one of those dipshits who toyed with casual-to-blatant racism/sexism and used deeply flawed “scientific studies”…

+1 for “eat a dick”

God I hope Episode IX is just an homage to The Force Awakens.

“Eat a dick, edgelord” should be America’s new motto. 

I did read it. It makes a whole bunch of bald assertions about the biological differences between men and women, and then leans on those assertions as evidence why men are more suited to high-stress jobs in the tech industry than women are. It’s pseudo-intellectual prejudiced horseshit on the level of something like…

Yes, I really did. Eat a dick, edgelord.

Oh fuck off. I’ve read the fucking memo, and it is absolutely anti-diversity and pro-misogyny. The dude is a fucking moron who should have his degree stripped for being a fucking ignoramus.

The auto-playing videos that are seemingly adblock-proof are becoming the final straw for me. It’s terrible web design when these choices are preventing users from wanting to scroll any further in your articles.

Yeah I’d say four times out of five when I try to check my responses/upvotes, I just get an “internal server error.”

You fucked up AVClub staff. You fucked up.

An article that is nearly all things people said on Twitter gives it a nice HuffPost feel.

Hey guys. Do you know any sites similar to The AV Club which haven’t been destroyed yet? I don’t think I can take this anymore.