To keep up with Netflix some of the other companies are doing their own specials.

I feel like maybe this joke is a few years out of date — that the constant adulation let up just around the time he showed up as (semi-?) regular contributor here.

“You’re about to become a permanent addition to this archaelogical find. Who knows...in a thousand years, even you might be worth something.”

Poor guy, man that’s horrific.

Her name doesn’t have an R in the video. She’s Bhad Bhabie:

Really? It makes me feel really fucking old and out of touch.

Homer, I don’t use the term “hero” lightly....but you...are the greatest hero...in American history.

Have you seen Devin? He’s not that small.

These losers going on about being alphas, while us omegas are sitting here smirking. Imbeciles.

I kinda think Hamm meant it facetiously?

Here is something that will cheer up your weekend.

Trump can’t do the tall thing when he’s more horizontal than anything else. Every time I see him in a profile shot, I think of the famous Rothschild silhouette.

Plus the many, many seasons setting up that Dany would make a great ruler and Jon would not.

Eric Trump could not be reached for comment, as he had forgotten to close his mouth while in the shower, and accidentally drowned.

Junior’s right. That’s why Peepaw never has to remind people who he is by plastering his name in giant letters on almost literally everything he owns. That would totally be the action of an insecure beta cuck

*Michael Meyers stands at the side of a dark, deserted freeway, thumb out for a ride. One car begins to slow down but quickly accelerates on seeing his white mask in the headlights. Michael turns, dejected, and continues his long slog.*

Hey! This is Richard Nixon’s Scream Queen rankings. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Why are we assuming Jon kills Dany and not the other way around?

Hot take: <i>Halloween: H2O</i> was actually one of the better entries in the series because of how Curtis and the writers portrayed Laurie. They did what I thought was a solid job of showing how Laurie still bears the scars from that night without making her seem weak. And the look on her face when she sees Michael…

I saw the movie version of Salem’s Lot when I was like 13 and holy crap did that stick with me for a while. The image of the friend tapping on the window at night scared me so much.