Littlefinger has fans? That’s crazy!

So glad Fake News is something that’s sticking around. We needed a knee-jerk way for borderline retarded right-wingers to dismiss those pesky ‘facts’ they don’t like.

So, surprise, he donated it to me. I’m a registered Democrat who voted for Clinton, and nowhere near Texas, so it’s quite the kerfuffle. But hey, he’s new at this, give the guy a break.

The title Lawyers, Guns, & Money is already a more cohesive governing philosophy than we’ve seen so far.

A Scanner Darkly is one of the best movies of its’ decade and I will fight anyone that thinks differently with my fists and teeth.

What’s funny is that about 20 or so years ago, he became a full blown born again xian. He doesn’t advertise it and he doesn’t bang the bible at people. He did say that he doesn’t talk about it to people unless they ask him and genuinely want to talk to him about it. Apparantly, he’s responsible for Dave Mustane and…

I’ve tried to edit this comment three times to remove italics and extra returns. Each time, I get a message saying that my edit was successful, but I have yet to see my text change to the corrected version.

The worst thing about destination weddings is actually having to go to the fucking wedding. Why the fuck would I want to go to a wedding during my vacation???

You get what you put in and people get what the deserve
Still I ain’t seen mine, no I ain’t seen mine
I’ve been givin’ but just ain’t gettin’ I’ve been walkin’ that thin line
So I think I’ll keep a walking with my head held high

“and Francis Ford Coppola’s very something-or-other, Bram Stoker’s Dracula”

“ME FOR SENATE AHAHAHAHA BAWITDABA!”

I would normally agree with you but fuuuuuuuuuu John Wick is such a return to form for Reaves and reminds everyone who’s seen it that he is the epitome of an action star. Same could be argued for Winona Ryder’s return to form in Stranger Things- she’s the epitome of an action star.

If only Iggy Pop cared about politics.

Most of his donors are disappointed.

#1 I have still not officially announced my candidacy.

My name is LAAAAAME DUCK!

My fellow Americans,

Yes, you think you’re on an AV Club article, then you go to the comments and wonder what the fuck are these idiots yammering about? And not a single Simpsons reference!

“I was between bushes at that time.”

Can you imagine the feeling of relief he must have waking up every day and realizing he’s no longer the spokesman for the stupidest fucking world leader in all of history?