Why would Obama create and then rescind DACA?

I have noticed a lot of weird comments popping up from the Kinja Krowd since the switch. I assume they’re coming her from Gawker or Deadspin or whatever.

I read something last year that the material he wants his suits made from is very soft, almost like silk and thus can’t hold a shape like a normal suit. He’s basically wearing giant pajamas. Which, fuck, I can’t really begrudge anyone. Still I’d think a decent tailor could make it work. But judging by his doctor,…

This reboot will not be the last. According to Joseph Campbell the Starsky and Hutch myth recurs every generation in every culture since the beginning of humanity.

Uh, I guess? Starsky and Hutch was like Ulysses, but with giant sweaters and a Ford Grand Torino.

...Guardians of the Galaxy was a character-driven drama that deconstructed science-fiction?

There would be no mention of it if Obama was acting to repeal the program he put in place? Is that what you’re saying?

Your comment is dumb. This was one of Obama’s policies. Are you saying that the “liberals” (in quotes because I know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull here) would have a problem with Obama changing or getting rid of one of his own policies?

I assume he’s about to break into a little Gregory Hines style soft shoe. A brief, elegant little dance followed by a loud belly laugh, tossing his fake hair into the bushes, wiping that orange gunk off his skin, and tearing off his clown suit to reveal more normally fitted clothes underneath. At that point he’ll…

He lives on a diet of fried food and literally believes exercise is bad for you. I wouldn’t be surprised that diaper but was caused by... a diaper.

His feet are so dainty, just like his hands!

What the fuck is up with that shitbag’s stance in that image. Looks like he’s got a full diaper.

I wrote this for last night’s What’s On Tonight - I think there’s a lot of valuable info that isn’t nearly well known enough.

“Oh, hold it right there. Paw Paw just stepped on a barking spider. I’ll come to you. Give me a second.”

Serious answer: he’s fat. He’s extremely overweight and thinks that wearing baggy suits that balloon around him in any way disguises it. It’s the sartorial equivalent of a comb-over.

That’s the spirit!

It’d be worth it to tell him, man, you’ve got a huge diaper butt.

Sure there is. He’s 70. He’ll be dead eventually.

Donald Trump is a billionaire businessman who’s worn a suit his whole life.

Is there no end to his scumbaggery?