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No. That’s an actual honor reserved for people who do good things and actually serve the country. He doesn’t get to have that just because he thinks he’s entitled to it, like everything else he’s ever grifted in his life.

You sound like a really great person. Thanks for commenting.

Didn’t you hear Trump? Jesus. It’s not that hard. Listen.

Do not misunderstand: You will be immediately approached if you jump that ditch. And politely asked to leave and please wipe your feet before entering Canada again, if you would be so kind.

They REALLY hate brown people.

This two foot ditch is all that protects Washington State from evil Canadians coveting our cheaper milk, in case anyone tries to tell you the Border Wall is about national security.

No, he needs an Obama statue to be commissioned, constructed, dismantled and then a statue of himself placed on that spot.

If Mexico’s going to pay for the wall, and FEMA’s the one that’d be giving money for the wall... does that mean that FEMA is Mexico?

Yeah, I don’t know why suddenly he wants to participate in some sort of objective reality. He can just point at things he likes, claim he did them, and then declare that he’s accomplished his mission. It’d be no less truthful than anything else he’s done.

More importantly, why the fuck did she vote for him?

Yeah, after the election my aunt (a Trump voter), said “I don’t think he really wanted to win.” in a sort of sad, I feel sorry for him voice. To which my reply was “Then why in the fuck did he run?!”

Russia might be.

Considering how many companies he’s bankrupted, it’s not like he doesn’t have a long legacy of bailing on shit once he fucks it up, leaving others to clean up his mess.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
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And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

+1 sick burn brah

The door’s right there, Donald. Nobody’s making you do this.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Username/comment synergy at least.