“Jon has been bending the knee to the Dragon Queen (and a whole lot more)“

I couldn’t hear what Lyanna said his name was during the show and just went with “Roger” as the closest I could come up with. I think I’m going to stick with Roger Targaryen.

That’s some... very fine fanwank there.

I honestly just pretend that Ghost has been at Jon’s side this entire season. He was making the rounds at Winterfell, and sneaking off between important business to go roll around in the snow. He was there at Dragonstone, and let Daenerys pet him. He went Beyond the Wall with the supergroup, and Jon warged into him to…

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

Jon Snow AKA Jonny Sand AKA Ghostface Targayen AKA Lil’ Aegon AKA Auntlover Supreme

Of course it’s not real, but it’s certainly believable. You look at the picture and you likely think, “Yeah, that makes sense.”

dammit. I just assumed... who is spending $5K/m to live in rochester of all places

Counterpoint: when I used to live in Rome, I would frequently stop at an Irish pub for a drink, and very often, I would run into The Magic Man. The Magic Man was an old Welsh man whose grandchildren called him The Magic Man. Married twice, divorced twice, and living out his twilight years getting drunk in Rome at 4…

That sounds nice, but then again, getting old can also look like this:

[FARTS]

All I know is, I haven’t died yet, so I’m liking my track record thus far. Four consecutive decades of not dying must be a record of some kind, right?

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

But I don’t like cof...

— A.V. Club

I don’t drink coffee. But I’ve seen what getting old looks like. I’m good.

But it definitely lowers the risk of me killing anybody else, amirite

One good thing about Kinja: I get to dismiss racist replies to my post without having to wait for a moderator. It’s my own form of not dying.

Cancel your cable service and landline. HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and Starz can all be done as Amazon Video add-ons, meaning it’s not a separate login at least, and you can cancel them at any time. $9-15 for a month of unlimited TV (with some pretty good content and zero ads) is a damn good deal.

Get this. To have high speed internet you have to have a landline through Spectrum. It’s called the sideways enchilada up the ass