Dany is totally going to stab Jon. They’ve already hinted that the Lord of Light only temporarily resurrected him so that he can serve his purpose in the Great War. Jon and Beric aren’t meant to survive past that. Jon’s role is to get stabbed by Dany to create Lightbringer, because she’s the Prince(ss) Who Was…

I think their swords are just swords but being touched by the Lord of light allows them to call forth fire for short periods. Benjen’s flail did the same shit.

So the final episode cuts away from any storyline and is just Tormund and Brienne going at it like crazes weasels?

Sam will find a book that tells about sword forging and heart termpering. Sam would make a scary divorce lawyer.

Just send Gendry to go run and get her.

Manafort has already been subpoenad. What does the PR team being subpoenad tell us that we didn’t already know?

Trump pardoned Arpaio because Arpaio is a racist goat-fucker, and everyone who likes Arpaio is a racist goat-fucker, and Trump’s base consists principally of racist goat-fuckers. Trump isn’t some…

Kill me.

Fun fact: you can say “cunt” on Kinja.

His dementia is pretty specific.

That’s just completely unfair to cysts.

He can be two things.

Here’s my theory: We all died in some kind of mass extinction event or something a little while ago, and we’re basically just living the series finale of Lost but somehow incomparably worse. We’re all dead and experiencing a bewildering, terrible afterlife where the worst imaginable person is the president and he is…

And here’s me thinking he did it because he was a Cvnt

What does it say about the Predisent’s competence when even his “Cover Your Ass” lies routinely make him look as bad as the truth he’s hiding?

So......Ollie is AA?

Also, as has been noted many times, the “prince who was promised” could also be a princess according to the lore. The word is not gendered.

Spoiler Alert!

I hope the fire is Tormund and drawing it out involves butt stuff.

The way the show’s been operating lately, they can bring it up 90 seconds before he actually stabs Dany with it.