Flip the $999 price upside down and all will be revealed.

time for KinjaCancerAIDS

Look, it’s your fault that you are using it wrong.

Sam Barsanti is only a lone white guy, it’s unfair to single him out like that.

GOP Primary voters, the whitest white people to ever white, didn’t care.

“Wait, was this the meeting where we agreed to give Putin our nuclear codes, or the one with the hookers? That was the same meeting? Man, my memory’s getting bad.”

Your CancerAIDS is awaiting moderation.

Trump attempted chemistry with a lot of beauty contestants or so I have heard

The only explanation for why they would honestly forget any of these meetings is that there were so many of them they all just kind of blended together. Robert Mueller is a bloodhound, and there is blood in the water. And he has a grand jury with subpoena power. And a scuba suit. And dossiers, financial records,…

I was the first American to win the Nobel in Attempted Chemistry.

Remember when Donald Trump wasn’t President? Remember when this site didn’t use Kinja?

Even in these incredibly trying time of Kinja, it is almost heartening to be able to count on seeing the Commander in Chief shitting his pants on the golf course.

But remember folks, it was right of the media and general public to laugh it off when Donny Boy invited Russians to hack his opponent and applauded WikiLeaks for their part in doing the same. Conspiring to commit election fraud with a foreign power truly is the most hilarious of capital crimes.

In Soviet Union first to die is luckiest!

It’s pretty easy to explain, actually: Dearborn was stuck in The Grays, so nobody else ever saw anything.

Let’s see...

There you are, my stylishly coiffed friend.

[sharts]

Well, a lot has happened in the Kinjapocalypse.
Luckily, it looks like Google can now help us all cope better with the transition.

people who search for “depression” on their phones will soon have the option to take a questionnaire that is designed to help people figure out if they have depression or not.