Oh my dear love, I hear you on that.

I was reading the responses on his twitter feed. Some folks just don’t see it because they don’t want to. He had a key to the pool. That should have stopped it right there.  Then you yank his pass away from him.  Escalating it when there was no need to. Then the manager even used his first name to kick him out of the…

Asking if I’m ready to cry implies I have, at some point recently, stopped crying.

I disagree. There’s an implied wink and nudge that goes along with “a gentleman never tells.”

Would love it if you got this mad about the assault allegations against Jeffrey Tambor mentioned in the same sentence you quoted!!!!

“I won’t get my Oscar nod with all the bad press so might as well bow out.”

Without question.

Let’s be clear, what he’s describing is 100% rape

I’m *hoping* that the bus really was full but what got the prick fired was the prick being a prick and saying prick-like shit.  Like how hard would it have been for that asshole to be like, “my bad, the bus was full and I forgot to turn on the light” and go about his fucking day?  No, he had to be a prick and now he’s…

Also, let this be a reminder to some Black and Brown folks out here - the MAGA movement does not include you.

THIS THIS THIS

Good. Also, let this be a reminder to some Black and Brown folks out here - the MAGA movement does not include you.

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

Much appreciated! Should be fixed now.

His last name is actually “Baron Cohen.” I know it’s confusing, but just putting that out there for the sake of accuracy.

Yeah, I’m thinking we could rewrite his take like this: 

I never thought of myself as a member of the “extreme” left, but somehow, I’m not super on board with a 21st century Trail of Tears.

Yeah, I got as far as this comment on forcibly relocating homeless people and couldn’t stomach any more:

Dutch guy here, yup our crime rates are pretty low even though we have our fair share of immigrants/refugees. Goldberg insinuates that we actually have high crime rates, but that those are suppressed by the press (which they aren't). Mostly our low crime rates stem from evil socialist stuff like providing affordable…

“Police say that if the man does return and goes on another rampage, he will be arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct.”