Just cure male baldness already, for Christ sakes.

So chewy and Hans share a bedroom. So that’s why han’s didn’t tell Leia he loved her. Once you go wooky . .

Nice car. But more importantly, who’s the beautiful BMW lady?

Must be a douche-bag is he’s spending embezzled money at Vineyard Vines.

Thanks OJ! The second worse thing you did was launch Greta Van Shiteren’s career.

Someone updated his Wiki so that it’s more accurate:

I love when he always answers questions with “we’re looking into that.” For example: question from lady in crowd: “Can we use retired military veterans to replace the brown people working for the TSA?” Trump’s answer”Bla, bla, . . . yes. we’re looking into that.” Who is “we”? Him and Ivanka?

Who’s more sad?

I’m not sure if it’s fake or not, but I do know that every time they act lovey-dovey a little bit of Ryan dies

I think this will rule him out for bond

He’s not getting bond now

Fucking Ben. He goes from such lows to such highs to such lows (he’s in a low right now).

His guy friends will never let him forget this weekend

That's still too soon.

We need some before and after pictures to really understand this issue.

Not nearly as crazy as Trump running for president.

Hope Apple counter-sues for legal fees.

No. Apple actually had patents and this guy never got a patent. In addition, Apple’s claim wasn’t for “rectangular and has a screen.” Apples’s claim was for a specific design that Samsung copied almost exactly, as shown by these before and after pictures:

You can still buy it: https://www.amazon.com/Basic-Fun-0950…