jesus, the us open tennis finals champs only get 3.8m each. Rename the stadium!

What a great read.

I AM ERROR. Brings me back.

I’m 40 now and I can remember the excitement when this game came out. It’s not the game the original is. It lacks that sense of fun. And Zelda 2 was very hard.

I had to map the final palace on taped together graph paper. Wish I still had that!

Didn’t Michael vanish at the end of the original film? How did he manage to find himself behind bars at the start of this one?

Those big leather cd books are why people don’t want to own media anymore.

Why didn’t a droid drive the ship at light speed into the first order fleet? Why doesn’t all combat in the galaxy revolve around using light speed to destroy ships? Fuel and light speed combat is now part of Star Wars and has to be ignored because it’s so stupid here on out.

Whatever you say comrade.

Sounds like Joe Biden’s antics.

fuck off

“DuckTales has an appealing, eclectic cast of characters, but it struggles to focus them through a strong, viable narrative that either provides real, consistent stakes, or props up the more-comedic sensibility of the show.”

what’s an assault rifle?

Against communism... can you imagine?

Nuns seem to enjoy baseball.

Just cheat and use a signaling system with your partner. Never fails.

Busy being Europeans.

Yawn.

My god this is awful.

100% right on Ryan Braun.

huh?

butt butt

The Reagan, Christian right, Tea Party mentions serve to really undermine and otherwise fine article.