Wait, people making $100K a year can’t afford a $7,ooo tuiton? WTF! NY will be broke soon.

One of my favorite responses to the absurdity of the situation: Now Is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7

This is so dumb. We have an electoral college, so candidates campaign around that. If it was a popular vote the campaign trail would look dramatically different. So, we have no idea who would have won a popular vote, if that’s what mattered.

Neat. I’m gonna call him Guy Who Makes a Reasonable Point Based On Analogous Personal Experience and Empirical Evidence.

I go through these guilt trips where I stop doing it because of cancer, then I miss it and start doing it again after a few months. Then a few months later I quit again.

Lol, there is no way anyone is quitting dip because their work bans it. Source:guy who dips at work even though you aren’t allowed.

Thanks! I love stars.

I have an uncomfortable amount of want for this right now.

Perhaps this will help while in the Arctic.

You forgot the best gift of all

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

I’m from Canada and this comment sounds much cooler than anything catchy I could come up with for us.

Seriously, come on over!

It doesn’t matter how poor you are. If you’re seen in a Wagoneer on Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket you look as rich as old money can get.

2001 Jaguar XJ8 Vanden Plas LWB. British Racing Green, excellent condition, etc etc. Bidding starts at $7,200 but even that is pushing it. You can spend the $2,800 you have left on a new transmission once that inevitably shits the bed and however much Grey Poupon you can put on the rear picnic tables.

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

I believe I’ve heard before that it’s easy for people to fear what they don’t understand, which is why we like to include diversity in schools, places of employment, etc. Exposing people to new ideas to reduce their fear and ignorance is the goal.

Yeah, I am confused. I did an eyeroll about the “protecting family and belongings” bit, but gun safety classes seems like a top notch idea.

How is promoting “gun and safety classes” cause for alarm? Hollywood mythologizes guns to the point where many onscreen depictions are inaccurate. If someone picks up a gun, thinking it works the way it does in movies, someone is going to get hurt. It might be them, it might be someone else, but someone will be…

Yeah, and you can wear the clothes that I pick out for you because I know what's best for you...