The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

So use the goddamn included lightning adaptor, which is included with the phone.

Yeah, they’re on vacation in the US. They arrived before the ban and now that the ban is in full effect, they don’t know how to bring it back to HK for the refund.

Please tell me a winged bee looking spider does not exist. Please.

So like a jumping spider, with a stinger? How fun!

I’d like to welcome you to the internet. Where everyone is a self-employed, six figure earning, jetset, sexy sexy jumanji playboy who is the smartest expert on every subject.

All modern medicine is basically filled with “CONVENIENCE items” if you want to look at it like that. Carrying around a syringe filled with epinephrine is an option if we want to live in that kind of world. But I’d prefer to pretend like we live in civilized society and just expect reasonable prices on things like…

It must be hell for him trying to organize his pictures. “This one was taken at some point in the last 40 years, but I have no idea when.”

Oh come on, don’t try to pass off a 2042 pic for a 2024 one...

I’d go. Feel like I’m firmly in the target demo. Didn’t know they existed in 97, was too broke to see them in 07, will be 32 next year. I doubt too many 21-28 year olds (typical concert going crowd) gig off of the prospect of seeing them live the same way I do since Random Access Memories was more downtempo than other…

Because his memory was restored during the events of the X-Men movies with therapy by Xavier.

“And despite surviving a flood...”

You have 15,615 unread emails?!

Unlike this phone, the Galaxy Note 7 fights back.

The iPhone’s latest feature: the ability to speak parseltongue.

Exactly! My gf and I played around with some of the features for all of about 10 minutes and that was it. Surprisingly, not using them hasn’t seemed to impact my battery life either.

You know what the best part about all these new messaging features is?

Can you imagine the shitstorm we’d be flooded with if these were iPhones?

“Hey dude, did you hear? Some of Samsung’s flagship phones are literally blowing up. Crazy, huh?”