Yeah, my nerdy, middle-aged ass has a serious crush on that dude, on so very many levels.

Can we take a moment to talk about dog park Karen’s “apology.” She knew what she was doing. Her excuse that she didn’t makes me hate her more. She doubled down, in her apology she’s trying to make herself the victim again. She’s earned everything that has come her way. And I’m tired of them bringing out out the tired…

The fact that it took this long for her to be fired for this shit makes me wonder about all the other racist things Lifetime edited out. It is also another damning entry on the “why Lifetime is horrible and deserves a horrible ending” list. 

I have zero faith that the British government will approve this request.

Yeah I mean this isn’t great but it’s far from the worst reaction. Jezebel writers’ reflexive negativity isn’t hitting the way it used to. This isn’t snarky, it’s just desperate fault-finding.

Yeah.  I’m not that mad at this.  I think she’s coming from a sincere place, and it’s modern interpretative dance - certainly that medium doesn’t speak to everyone. 

It’s kinda lame but if you are an artist you’ll process things through art. I’m not going to get mad at white people for being sad. Everyone with a heart is sad rn. 

I remember when Lifehacker would teach the audience how to set up a Linux-based media server on an old laptop or something. Stuff that required actual work and thinking and left you with a sense of minor accomplishment. Those days are long gone. 

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

Oh Cheers, these are Republicans. Freedom and liberty are only for us, not for other people who don’t want to die in order to sell us a set of wicker chairs.

There is not a single person reading this website who thinks someone besides Biden is going to be the nominee. This is such a BS strawman and I think you probably know this.

Who is even thinking about Bernie or Warren as a nominee at this point? I’m well aware that he’s going to be the nominee, and it’s strange that literally any observation of Biden being less-than-perfect turns into someone in the comments accusing me or Jezebel at large of being deluded about the reality we find…

Every kid is different. There might be developmental or emotional issues we don’t know about. Maybe back off the criticism of a strangers parenting?

As an AI researcher, I have pretty strong opinions about this, but tl;dr: the models are almost certainly biased and I don’t think this problem is going to go away.

Good. Next arrest Lindsay McMichael (daughter and sister of the killers), who posted a picture of Ahmaud Arbery’s corpse on fucking Snapchat. 

Having followed the progression of the Weinstein case pretty closely, my ears perked up when I heard that Lack was out. Now we know why. I would most definitely like to see him testify in court.  Well at least his career and legacy are ruined. Its not enough but its something.

How timely that we would be looking at snapshots and selfies of imbeciles sucking cigarettes in an enclosed, windowless room while people are dying of suffocation in a pandemic. Who says irony is dead?

Whoever left Tim in charge of the museum’s Twitter account is a marketing genius.

Reminds me of how I got laid off of my last job.

My manager sent me an e-mail the night before, setting up a conference call with me, and saying that he had “some exciting opportunities” to talk to me about.

The F***er told me to pack my desk on that call.  Still pissed about that.

Yeah, I don’t understand this either. If they are actually laid off, then they legally have to be paid out for any accrued wages, including PTO. It’s nice that the full-time workers will have health insurance for another six months, but once again, part-time and contract workers are screwed.