WTF? How often do you vomit that you would need something like this?

I'll just wait here for Incredibles 2

My superpowers come from your tears.

10/10, would hump hemp

You forgot to mention her clear plastic porn high heels

Is this his first burnout? Its pretty damn hard to confuse the feeling of a burnout to that of a clutch slipping.

You can't afford a Ferrari anyway.

Which is ironic, given this article.

mmmm... sport steering wheel. I love the blue, we had a green one in the family and I thought that was a great color for it too.

Very nice, except the color and wheels. I have a soft spot for the short-wheelbase 740i Sport.

At the risk of receiving some internet-hate and stirring the pot, wouldn't the title: "Republican ___ plan would screw ___" be accurate with almost any substitutions?

Porsche had a solution to the 6/10 problem, they just chose not to sell it.

"Come at me, bro"

Better shut down the plant then.

You say that as though Aston were a British company. If those jobs were to go anywhere, it would be India. I wonder if counterfeit Indian plastic is any better than counterfeit Chinese plastic...?

On a scale from light beige to slightly-darker beige, how much does this chart suck?

$5 is abysmal. You're an asshole.

For me, a general rule of thumb is

My sister was into this. In 1988.