Let’s not pretend that, Kyrie “I unironically have a ‘Friends’ tattoo” Irving and Kevin “Steve Nash was a consultant with the Warriors when I got my rings” Durant didn’t say to Joe Tsai, “We want a D’Antoni offense system so go get us get Steve Nash.”

1. Insurance is a thing.

Patton Oswalt really slimmed down

Receiving meat without having to work it off the bone is sloth, which is one of the Big Seven, baby. See also: crab meat and lobster tails.

Well, he was clearly the romantic lead until Disney freaked out over having a white woman and a black man together on screen. The furious rewrite of his character by the second film alone showed that.

It amazes me how many Star Wars fans actually root for the Evil Empire.

Nobody else had the uproar and death threats sent to their Instagram DMs and social media

I mean, it was terrible offensive basketball, but it was exciting terrible offensive basketball. 

That was 1998's best game of 2020. I honestly thought they had the quarter wrong on the display when I switched over from NXT to watch the second half. I had my hands on my head in disbelief for a solid two minutes after that finishing sequence. An absolutely exhilarating display of terrible basketball.  

Whitlock’s motivations likely stem from two places:

“ If Candace Owens had a baby with Boyce Watkins and gave it up for adoption to Skip Bayless, Whitlock would eat that baby before it reached toddlerhood just to make sure it didn’t take his spot on the Caucasian cheerleading team.”

I only have two things to say. I HATE, HATE JASON WHITLOCK..........and this is the best article ever written. 

Not saying this dude is a big fat dummy, not saying he isn’t one either.

They refuse to give us what we want.

Here come the Trump loving magats, rolling in to Portland.

Kinitra, I’ve been saving this in case you missed him. I’m so glad you didn’t!

Today’s primary day in my state. I already mailed in my ballot. I tried to vote for some actual progressive Democrats where I could, but here in MA I found a lack of progressives in my area, and a less surprising lack of any POC on my ballot unless you want to count the Italian names (I don’t).

The only reason I don’t think they’ll be able to fuck with the votes too much is how decentralized and busted our voting system is. I do think if it’s close he’ll keep bleating on about it was rigged though.

Vote, fuck yes, 100%. Do it early if you can!

Fuck you for making me agree with 9/11 truthing, cheating, Marshawn Lynch Touchdown denying, Pete Carroll. Even if I know he is just talking out of his ass here.