I have no advice for you. I’m just thinking of the things I would have YouTubed as an adolescent. Oh my god, the things.

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Think that’s a bit different though.

THE SUBWAY CURSE IS REAL!!!

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

This morning on MSNBC, he said “If Trump wins, we’ll have to build a wall to keep people IN.” And then “John Kasich would beat Hillary by eleven points, so obviously he’s out.”

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

That seems like it has about 0 chance of happening.

I dunno. I find io9's actual reviews to be generally good and even-handed.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

How many Benghazis happened while he filling out that perfect bracket hrm?

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

His agent couldn't swing the extra $351?

John Fox was the guy who didn’t think it got loud at the Super Bowl.

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that John Fox and his staff weren’t able to find a good use for a quality player and got rid of him rather than use him in his true capacity.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

“Trying is the first step toward failure” - A Very Wise, Possibly-Fictional, Alright-He’s-Animated Man