He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

Too much soup.

This guy has a face for radio, a voice for print media, and hot takes for inner dialogue.

I have never had something in my entertainment/popculture life do a complete 180 (or is it 360) like I did with Bill Simmons.

The thing is, 15 year ago I really enjoyed Simmons. He was funny, actually wrote about sports, the pop culture thing was fresh - it was good stuff. I think Simmons falls under his whole Kanye rule - he is smart, but he knows it. Once he moved to Grantland I stopped reading him (partially because he stopped writing)…

God, I remember in college when I read Bill Simmons obsessively. He was never an incredible writer, but it is AMAZING how absolutely insufferable he became as he got full of his own shit. I can still go back and enjoy shit like the Levels of Losing and the Rules for Sports fans. As half-baked and as sophomoric as a…

Simmons’ schtick is tired.

This guy thinks he’s cool because he’s seen six movies. I’ve seen seven movies and no one gives a shit about me. Life is cold and cruel

You know what I believe? I believe that Bill Simmons is sick. (Really, look at that close-up. That's not the face of a healthy man.)

Never thought I’d see a priest reject the advances of a young boy.

They do however believe in the Immaculate Rejection.

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.

Tanning goggles.

I'm not old. You're old.

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.” The “woman card” has only gotten her sexist bullshit over the years and made it that much more difficult to achieve what she’s achieved. The only advantage the “woman card” gets any of us is the occasional…

other cards Hillary has or had: