Babyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m glad you are going to be on the mend! 

Ah, so that explains why I do not like him. He is the junior version of my arch nemesis.

Fact. This was my situation with my youngest child and yet another in a long list of reasons that she does not attend school in this district any longer. 

I don’t know. There was an asshole in a Parka and SHORTS walking to class in Minnesota so there is that. 

There is a Paw Paw festival in Michigan’s basement (Ohio). It was founded to bring back awareness of the fruit and various things you can do with said fruit. 

“Declare the emergency, build the wall with United States military”,

Perhaps but not in every case. For instance, a child that is being suspended for some of the most made up bullcrap ever imagined is still being considered “truant” by that school district. 

Five minutes of potentially dying, thanks. Holy shit. I get myself under control and then my brain says HEY, LOOKIE HERE. and I can picture it again, with sound effects and I am wheezing and dying again.

Andy also explains the term when Michael is seeing Donna and uses his situation with Angela as an example.

I think the line for volunteers to do the kicking would be amazing.

Wasn’t that the very same weekend that a bunch of Republican Senators were in Russia? 

I worked with a lovely woman who could break up single syllable words to add “fuck” in them. It was a thing of beauty. 

That right there is #stompyfoot’s out re: the shutdown. Someone needs to remind him that his base will never ever turn on him and will accept whatever he says as gospel, no debate needed. Turtle Boy finally does his job, bills get signed, government starts grinding along on its wobbly path and that is that.

Every Sunday when the weather is nice about a million motorcycles roar up around the bend near my house. Annoying? Yup. Do I shout at them ever? Nope. Don’t own the highway. Ten seconds later they are gone anyway so what is the point. I don’t understand the whole oooh better tear out here and shout about things…

Wait, is Ellen leaving to save her marriage or to focus more on her shadow government to take down #stompyfoot? I mean, Eric figured it out so...

Things have been generally pretty good. Knock on wood but Big Foot has been seizure free for several months now and is turning out to be quite a lovely person. Still has her pissy days but don’t we all? Overall? Zillion times better than before. 

My aunt and uncle moved around a lot in the early days of their marriage because he was in the Army. She would pick up a new accent within hours of moving in to the new place. 

That’s what is sad about this facility- we would get back trays that had not even been opened at the end of a meal service despite the fact that I had to tell people “sorry, I’m out of that.”

I managed nearly 5 grueling years- including a night working with me as 1 of 2 aides for the entire facility. With everyone in house at the time, that meant 142 people. The other aide was on the locked unit so- I bed checked everyone on 3 buildings- 5 halls by myself. Nurses helped where they could but they have shit…