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Ohio here. The woman that used to babysit for my youngest talked her daughter in to a full blown eating disorder before the kid hit double digit ages and obsesses about food and weight on a daily basis. She has lost friends, business (day care parents stopped bringing her kids to her over weight talk) and family

Fox News is blurring out the stickers.

Mr. Big Armed “Man” can’t get “control” of one little girl even though she is on the ground, his knee is on her head, his hand is up her shorts and both of her hands are underneath her. Oooh yeah. She is just a major threat to you, buddy. 

He is #stompyfoot for me. It started as #presidentstompyfoot. Then something happened and I dropped the first part once and for all.

You missed his wildly insane statement about Russian meddling in which #stompyfoot proclaimed that IF there was any meddling,”Montana would have been the first to know about it.”

He pretty much said that women that supported him (re: Kavanaugh) were the only ones that mattered to him, not that that is saying much. 

A man she “briefly dated”. These shrieking testicles need to fuck all the way off with this bullshit. I will mourn my beloved sister until I die. We talked about everything especially when we could see the end of the road looming. The one thing I never mentioned? Sexual assault. I briefly admitted that I had been

The Q wombats have this all figured out. It was Amy Schumer.

Ooh the magats were quick to hop on that one. “ The ABA is nothing but a liberal institution” “Any lawyer with self respect knows how twisted they are” I am just shocked that none of them said “ABA? They should stick to music.”  

Ah yes. An adult college woman. Right up to 11:59 on the day of her 18th year she is a girl/a teenager. Bam. Midnight. Here’s a glass of Chardonnay, grab your shawl and hie on over to the book club, Karen, you are an adult woman now.

I got a write up basically so that I could answer these accusations in writing. Jealous was told to stop being a doofus. She continued to sulk at all meetings. Such fun.

She went right past HR to the Associate Director who gave me my write up, placed her dainty head on the desk and laughed until she snorted. Twice.

I finally, on a very small scale get to have something in common with Bey. Other than needing oxygen that is. When I worked outside of my home, a coworker was SUPER jealous of the friendship between our Program Coordinator, someone we’ll call J and myself. So, super jealous weirdo marched herself to the main office

Well, it couldn’t be the job thing because being fired means that she just walks around the corner and stumbles immediately in to an even better job! No worries at all! Why, this economy is just booming! Everyone is turning down 6 figure jobs to keep it real. #presidentstompyfoot says so.


“Where’s the Tylenol”

People did this to me with my kids’ dad. If I had only... why didn’t you.. His older sister told the older kids that I messed him up and that pushed him over the edge. The woman that he lived with for 7-8 years after we split up told the youngest that he was just so upset that he couldn’t be with his family that he

I had a premature baby with bright red hair. People wanted to rub his tiny little noggin for LUCK. Some grubby looking woman starts to put her hand in his carrier without a word to me and I said “Ma’am, what do you think you are doing?” She went on with the whole rub a red head for luck bullshit and things went dark

Oh my doodness yes! Won’t someone please just think of the xtians! Oh me oh my.

My favorite “defense” of Roseanne came in tweet form and said in essense that she should stay in the US and watch the new show fail under its own “bloated diversity”