This has happened to me even with proper warning; my timing was unfortunately very bad lol. I think soda is worse, though—the carbonation is really bad on me. Also I was blowing come out of my nose for like two days.

i thought that making out and making love were synonyms, and that making love was sex, so there was a while there when I was 9 or 10 where I was kind of surprised how many YA novels had like 14-15 year olds candidly talking about having sex.

I was six, playing at a friend from church’s house, and she told me about sex, which someone at school had told her about. Basically you got naked and you kissed each other (not French kissing, neither of us had learned about that yet) on the mouth, and then on the private parts (nipples, genitals), with a small…

in first grade a boy broke his thumb on my face because he didn’t know to keep his thumb outside his fist. highlight of my fairly vicious elementary UFC career.

Bobby Hull continues to be employed by the Blackhawks as an ambassador to the fans, a group of people which the Blackahwks claim includes families (which is a true claim).

Bobby Hull.