Cue up the internet outrage machine in 3...2...1...

Gloria is really digging here for first world problems. What’s the matter, not enough problems back home in America for you to get your fucking ugly face in front of the camera for? GOtta go mugging for the Korean press now?

Women just might stop being judged so heavily on their beauty/looks if and when they ever break this endless addiction to the selfie cycle. You cannot reasonably ask men to not judge you on your looks when 95% of you are posting selfies every other second.

no male is good enough for any female. That's the whole point of feminism feminism, silly.

You and I share a very similar story. I had three different doctor's tell me basically this - "Look, you're a big guy, and it seems like this is the weight your body wants you to be at. Just go with it."

Don't forget politicians. My money is on them pulling away in the home stretch...

What fucking savages. Is there no decency ANYWHERE in that shit stain they call a country?

There's no way on God's green Earth that this school will close. There are too many white, liberal, precious little snowflakes for that to happen. Eventually, all those Daddy checkbook's will start opening and this temporary bad dream will go away.

This HAS to get fixed, somehow. There are too many white, female, precious little snowflakes for the machine to allow this to come to fruition.

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

"The Charlottesville Police Department will not be answering any questions prior to the conference TRUTHFULLY EVER SO QUIT NOW."

I've found weekly therapy sessions with a professional behavioral psychologist to be quite beneficial when dealing with social media of any kind.

That just might be the greatest tackle that I've ever seen. I might just stay up at night thinking about hitting a guy like that.

I still hate the French...

I'm not trolling at all. I honestly didn't know the plural of ignoramus was ignorami. Thank you for educating me.

How is a street hockey ball not anywhere on the list?

And for all you young hockey wanna be all stars out there, let this be a lesson to you:

As a goalie myself, I wish every fucking fan in the world could face one 80 mph slapshot just to see how IMPOSSIBLE it is for a goalie to react to it at that speed. So frustrating when ignoramus's go "Oh he coulda stopped that...."