I want to hug you so much. I thought I was the only insane person on Earth who does this. It is probably my biggest "single person weird behaviour" thing I do...

I've never been to a volcano, Bill. Please describe it to me in vivid, mescaline laced detail...

I've been on Jeopardy, and I did do better than she did.

A bit off topic but I have to ask - how do people who do this make a living? Did someone pay this guy to do this? I don't get it. Unless you are well off and paying out of pocket, who has the money and 4 months of time to do this?

I'm special ordering some knock off cheap Chinese replica jerseys so that I can burn at least two a week in effigy...

I have such irrational hatred for Peter King. Never met him, he's never done a thing to me or my family, yet I hate his guts.

In my mid 20s I played a year of semi pro football in New England. One day after practice I joined a bunch of guys from the team who stayed to shoot around. A game quickly formed...

Any video that can end on some Bellamy Brothers is gold in my book...

I say this sarcastically but also with great seriousness - if you want to be a better parent, listening to Jezebel commentariot is not the first place one should solicit advice.

This show is gold, Jerry. GOLD!!!

Me too. I am furiously googling right now to figure out if there are sex clubs near me. Not because I want to go, but because of the train wreck effect....

I was the exact same way. I turned 40 last October. I just felt like I went straight from 38-40. 39 never happened because I spent my entire year of 39 panicking about hitting 40... wondering where it all went.

yes it does. Its every goalie's dream....

Why weren't there teachers like this when I was in high school?

one of my favorite songs to play an acoustic rendition of on open mic nights. Superb choice...

That wouldn't change much of anything in terms of energy. Hockey players don't lose their stamina because of straight away skating. It's starting/stopping and battling for loose pucks that causes the overwhelming majority of damage to stamina.

IF they take requests and anybody reading has an in with them, "Sympathy for the Devil" would sound really good with those instruments I bet...

When I was 8 or 9, me and my cousin became obsessed with farts and regularly counted our daily fart production. My personal best was 64 in one day, his was 47.