There goes his shot of playing Steve Harvey in the Family Feud docu-drama.

Yay! Talk Page Highlights is back!

Why can’t you hear a Ptolemy going to the bathroom?

If it doesn't come with Hindi subtitles and is above 440p, it just ain't the same.

TALK PAGE HIGHLIGHTS

Buzz from the Melvins once said that most people don’t realize just how great a sense of humor Kurt had, and this is a perfect example of it.

Sam Kinison was really good at yelling I guess. Not particularly clever, or charismatic. Or funny. But he sure could yell a lot.

I came here to say “shouldn’t that be cutting nine inch nails?” and boy, was hilarity going to ensue.

But my job is programming production line robots!

The line for these ribs are gonna be Everlong.

my first association with this gif is some old dude clipping his toenails on the metro. but I think I get it

That is strangely riveting.

There’s more history between the construction of the pyramids and Cleopatra than between Cleopatra and the present day.

We can’t call out President Fuckup for mocking disabled people if we do it ourselves. There are a dozen other things that Crenshaw guy could easily be mocked for that were his own personal choice and thus are totally acceptable to attack.

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

“Werewolf bar mitzvah
Spooky, scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves”

Chills.

The AV Club commentariat is usually pretty clear of garbage hot takes, but not on this article. If you can’t appreciate what Sunny just did, you completely lack the capacity for joy. Sunny “jumped the shark”? Seriously? Fuck you.

Why do you get pissy when a critic doesn’t love something as much as you?

While I appreciate his efforts and agree with his views, I just don’t quite see how marrying Daryl Hannah is making a gun control statement.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!