He’s signing with the Leafs. He and JT are making a super team. 

I really liked Spain’s strategy of starting their counter attacks by immediately passing the ball backwards

“...her language became the focus of the segment as opposed to the message; it was optimal rant bait for folks who value decorum over sincerity and will do basically anything to avoid talking about gun control.”

You can’t be wrong blaming Bruce Arena.

Seems pretty simple...if you want to go through to the next round, don’t lose your last game.

I invented amber.

I think there were guys directing people to their seats long before Usher was around. 

West even had the gall to include “music” in his concerts, just like Reznor! The nerve of some people!

Okay but where is a clip of that Korean soccer player getting his nards destroyed by the soccer ball? I need that in my life.

Glad to see he is finally steppin’ out of this world..am I doing this right?

Because Children’s Hospital is Adult Swim’s best show an the universe is a sick joke that delights in tormenting us? That’s my theory. I have a lot more evidence for that.

Because once you allow that, then the next thing you know players with doctorates in Biology or Chemistry will insist on being called Doctor. Which fine, I can live with that. But next thing you know people with doctorates in say History, or Philosophy, or god forbid English Literature will insist we call them Doctor…

“He Hate Me M.D.”

In Cleveland, we use beer.

The music snob in me wonders why they weren’t banned for their shitty music as opposed to their shitty jokes...

Pantera are one of the great metal bands of all time. For most aficionados, a top ten band, alongside genre legends such as Sabbath, Priest, Maiden, Metallica, Motorhead, Slayer etc.

It’s okay, Billy writes poorly and is bad at sarcasm. You’re excused for not being able to parse it out. 

This is bad.