What a dullard. We all know that Bloodsport is inferior to Kickboxer, Cyborg, and Hard Target

“...twenty minutes after popping it into the VCR he got bored and switched to an old favorite, a Jean Claude Van Damme slugfest called “Bloodsport,” which he pronounced “an incredible, fantastic movie.” By assigning to his son the task of fast-forwarding through all the plot exposition—Trump’s goal being “to get this…

“We can’t ask them hard questions because then we would lose our access to continue to not ask them hard questions.”

Teens have changed.

We also have to talk about the Maddie Rooney save at the end of OT that kept America’s ass alive. 4-on-3 powerplay with less than a minute to go, Canada broke through to get a shot at the net and she just deflected it over. Canada basically started celebrating with it in the air!

that’s unnecessary roughness.

“These teens, not familiar with things like access and correspondents dinners. They’re not burning their bridges, they’re burning the bridge construction materials! They’ll never have a future in journalism!”

He even retweeted it from his own account!

I refuse to watch 45 seconds of Milo Yiannopoulos doing anything except being mauled by a bear.

I was just hoping they’d label each guy “Skinny”, “Fat” or “Medium”.

Never forget that, while S&S dropped him for being pro-pedophilia, they were 100% on board with him being neo-Nazi. Simon & Schuster could not throw money at Nazi fast enough.

I rarely, if ever, have a negative word to say about my wonderful, talented, insightful editors at The A.V. Club. But I will note that I originally linked “Lord Palmerston” to a Frinkiac GIF of that fight, and it was changed to Palmerston’s Wikipedia page. Probably for legal reasons and I should have known better. But…

Happy Birthday Mr. United States.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Alright HockeyMikeOnTheGo, you’re askin for it!

So you go to hockey games and shout (even) more obviously racist shit? Cool, cool. You should be real proud of that.

“Do you believe in miracles?... Neither do we. Let’s cut away and join Harold as he walks the streets in pajamas and novelty glasses and interviews bewildered locals.”

worthless (and incredibly robotic) analyst Bode Miller

Laura Ingraham: “Nobody voted for you, so shut up.”