Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

Some babies are just good, you can take them anywhere and they sleep when you put them down and they giggle all the time and when dad has to grab the Lombardi trophy you can hand them off to their boss without worrying if they’ll thrown a scream fit. Clearly this is one of those babies.

BECAUSE IT’S NOT A MALL, IT’S A DESTINATION.

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Because nothing can go wrong against the Patriots at the 1 yard line!!

Wow...as a lifelong Philly fan...it hurts so much that you aren’t with us.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Me can understand why people not lining up to join in with two of most obnoxious fandoms in sports. At same time, that might have been best game of football me have ever seen, so it shame people missed that.

Patriots fan here. I remember watching them upset the Rams in my friend’s basement. When Vinatieri kicked the game winner we sat there for a good 10 minutes and stared at each other before running outside and jumping around in the snow.

The feeling was incredible. I couldn’t go to sleep. I just kept pacing back and forth in my basement while watching the postgame and air punching in celebration while alternating drinks of Jack and champagne.

Don’t forget the part where they start cheating

Philly has a very good restaurant scene, which makes eating horseshit unnecessary, but an even better bar scene, which made this inevitable.

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I think it was a joke.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

I felt that hit in California.

They’re calling it a brain injury, but wouldn’t use the word “concussion.” Hmmm...