You ever tried to hire someone to commit fraud? You don’t get the best people for a job like that.

So you’re saying Jackson’s voters were considerably smarter.

It’s Eastern Bloc-festive. 

What a fucking asshole.

It’s like he’s constantly playing chicken with decorum and good sense. You can feel the tension in every the micro-pause. Then he just goes for it. Fuck it, why be a decent human who doesn’t turn the focus on himself or his own petty grievances. Ever?

I imagine this isn’t the first time Kelly has responded to a question from Trump with “Sir, you have no idea. You have no idea.”

I would imagine Kinja works about as well on these things as it does on an actual phone.

My front yard is now totally clear of leaves.

#RAKENEWS

Yeah, and Rupert Mourdoch TOTALLY had no influence when he bought the Wall Street Journal.

I guess you could say they’re Scientology’s LAPDogs.

TEMPE-Asked waiter at BW3: “God, did you hear about Greg Schiano?”

I, too, hate the movie entitled, Almost Famous.

Elizabethtown is terrible.

Almost Famous was pretty overrated for sure. Those were a tough few months to get through at the time

Jack Michaels is just angling for a Jack Michaels Sports Machine that will never happen

I think you are onto something. Straight, white people want to, nay NEED to, find some way to rationalize how it is that family members, friends, and colleagues who are perfectly nice to them ended up voting for an abhorrent character like Trump. Newsflash: people who are nice to you aren’t necessarily nice to others…

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Well of course you “saw a film filled with generalized fear of white people for vaguely defined reasons...” you’re obviously neutron star dense.

That is the whitest response possible