Whatever happened to ‘innocent until proven guilty’?

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

Very interesting but does anybody know where I can find an illustrated timeline of why Mike Judge is king of the pop-culture hill?

But was it groin grabbingly transcendent?

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Until 1796, she was Hans Bila, murderous pirate, and the half-wits of this show shall never learn the truth!

Hey, this isn’t an Amazon deal, what gives?

Once the Niners go down by 3 TDs to Seattle, I’ll be switching to Captain Morgan...

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

No, you can merge legacy accounts now. I did it the other day. It doesn’t really “do” anything, though.

Also, there is no better representation of the modern right than a post with ten exclamation points and no complete sentences.

The stupid is really hard to decipher right here, but I think I can translate for anyone who can’t stupid this hard: liberals are cuck dumbasses for disapproving of white supremacists.

People hate Britt McHenry so much that she came out on the losing end of an argument with a towing company.

Oh, Marmaduke! You’re just so big!

Also at this fashion shoot with Marilyn Manson: Courtney Love, Beck, Hanson.

Yeah, there were a few pre-9/11 works that seemed disturbingly prescient. Fugazi’s The Argument came out in October of 2001, and it is still hard to believe that it was unrelated to 9/11. Granted, they had been working similar themes for years at that point.

You don’t know the half of it. You try scribbling with your pencil so fast that it sounds like dialogue.