So they should stick with the policy of mocking people with disabilities?

(Fires up Kinja Hot Take Machine.)

I watched it back to back with last week’s episode. Toward the end of last week’s episode, Frank launches into his big speech about why Eagles fans act like Eagles fans.

Pretty much every Asian supermarket has a selection of metal tongs for less than $3 a pair. Use them for BBQing and cooking on the grill. Everything you cook on a grill can be flipped with tongs. If you can’t flip a burger using tongs, it means the burger isnt ready to be flipped yet.

It looks like a Sears Portrait Studio collapsed in 1988 and they were the only 2 survivors and have just emerged from the rubble after 30 years.

No wonder the turkey is always so dry.

My in-laws are both retired and have absolutely nothing to talk about to each other. So they just spend their time talking about buying cards, buying cards, signing cards, sending cards and then calling to see if we got the cards.

You could have just said “fallacy”.

Can’t they just make her the cohost of Last Call with Carson Daly?

Megyn Kelly would also like everybody to know that she is vehemently opposed to Santa Claus wearing blackface.

Finally.

I didn’t know it was going to be 2 hours long when I turned it on. And it wasn’t until about 50 minutes into that I realized it was going longer than a half hour. And when it ended, I expected it to keep going.

The Erroll Morris review of Finding Frances is great.

Good job going out on top.

She is like the cheerleader who would take a serious interest in watching you launch model rockets.

And I feel that blasting diarrhea all over every single story on a pop culture website is rude.

Yep. See.

Everybody knows that socioeconomic class is a key factor in being a successful comedian. Just look at the comedy stylings of Don Jr and Eric.

No. You are an annoying asshole for so many other reasons.

My brother is a teacher in an inner city middle school. If the students do all of their homework for the week, on Fridays he buys them a pizza lunch. But since he won’t know how many pizzas he will need until Friday morning, he goes to Little Caesar’s for Hot and Ready.