hockeymikeonthego
HockeyMikeOnTheGo
hockeymikeonthego

It’s a damn shame we can’t get any answers because of the involvement by Jack Ruby Tuesdays.

Dear Anybody Under the Age of 30,

The Texas Bun Depository?

And luckily for us, they are composed of people with no sense of humor at all.

Extra. Extra!

Never mind the fact that we have a President who likes to be Piston.

That’s a risk I would be willing to take. Unlike Macron, Merkel, Trudeau and Obama!

If I were the leader of a country, and I wanted to show everybody how powerful I was, I would totally order the top scientists and spaceforcers to create a canon that would launch me to the moon.

I can’t wait to see footage of die hard Justify fans eating eagle shit.

It is like there is a 50 percent chance that the Cavs will win the Finals. They either will or they won’t.

So after 161 games a team is 19 games over .500. And then they win their final game of the season to finish 10 games over .500.

Eagles fans at the White House?

Listen, Lady. You’re Fooling Yourself if you think Ovi is a Renegade. He’s got Too Much Time on his Hands. It’s all part of his Grand Illusion. And Fluery knows the Knights are on Borrowed Time.

That’s methed up

I was in Tokyo when they were building the Skytree which is the second tallest structure in the world. It is 634 meters. The observation deck is at 350 meters. I was at a different tourist site in Tokyo. But you can see the Skytree from anywhere. I asked a tour guide how tall it was. She got her conversions mixed

Sad to see.

I have a friend who went through an incredibly bad divorce about ten years ago. He said the first time he watched Se7en he was so disturbed. He said he watched it a year ago and he was the one suffering from envy this time.

There goes the good stuff.