I once read a theory that parents and children are actually different people.

Stay away from wet, kids.

It was all just a misunderstanding. Well, you knew your ID was in your pants pocket.

Pshaw!!!

If you are using Facebook for anything besides letting your aunts see pictures of your kids, you are doing it wrong.

This information would have been valuable before I picked my bracket.

“I would like to be able to shoot Spider-Man webs,”

I saw her about two years ago just playing solo. And I have seen so many people play solo before. And seeing her do it, it was like “ohhh that is why she is so famous and critically acclaimed”.

“a program called Creators for Change”

Did she use Greyhound to plan the itinerary for that tour?

Well, you see, he hates the Twitter.

So we should repeat all of the things that failed at Columbine and Parkland?

So what are your proposals?

How about they play half court, with one giant net, and two balls?

So the governor shouldn’t have time to meet with constituents because it takes away from his ability to work.

It’s terrible how these adults are using kids to push their “I do not want children being murdered” agenda.

Give him a break. His team just gave Sam Bradford $15 million.

And that’s just directly. Tens of thousands more will be affected by lagging toy sales. Truck drivers, sales people, suppliers and manufacturers will also be out of work.

Paul Feig remembers how hard it was to break into the film business as a young woman.

Obama couldn’t solve everything.