Forget it Sybil, it’s Barsanti.

Generally extortion works the other way - Pay up or else I’ll tell.
I can’t see how this even approaches extortion.
Still a dumb idea. Write a book, Corey.

Too bad he ain’t one of those people who died playing Berzerk.

You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.

Yes. Everybody is different than each other. That is what makes the world awesome.

Don’t blame others for your own ignorance. If you heard something in school ten years ago, maybe do some research before repeating something. Maybe your Catholic theology course isn’t the best place to learn about how Jews have sex. Your ignorance has been pointed out to multiple times to you. And you are still…

“antisemitism amuses me!”

You know, I asked my Jewish friends about this one once.. they laughed themselves silly at the thought that anyone would believe such things. Its kind of like the rumor people have that Catholics aren’t suppose to have sex unless it is to have children. In both cases, at best, it represents a fundamental…

That is a total canard. As an Orthodox Jewish male, I can assure you that we have sex in much the same manner as any other married couples do.

Gotta love the jaunty music underneath as he walks up to the house. Just ahead of [hand waving] > [describing victim falling down the stairs]

Yeah they actually showed that before the movie.

While it’s bad The Onion has been Kinja’d, it’d only be worse if any random chud could try and make their own jokes in the comments.

It is super weird, because The Onion is losing their identity and format, but without getting a comment system?

well, there’s always last year.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

Yes, she “recently sat down” to talk about how Carrie Fisher did all this from beyond the grave. You seem confused

Video game?

Back when Homeland was good, the theme song used to set my teeth on edge. Noodly free jazz without the talent of an Ornette Coleman or a Sun Ra is nigh unlistenable.

Miguel Sanchez is now wanted on 30 counts of sexual assault.