This marks the first time somebody was hit with a hot dog in the face at a Phillies game that hadn’t been eaten first.

I was in a park in Japan with a bunch of Japanese people drinking beers and shooting off fireworks. We were shooting bottle rockets, Roman candles and fountains for over an hour. By the end of the night we were out of beer and fireworks. Everybody has a good load going. All of the Japanese lined up about a yard apart…

I knew the Colombians would be willing to lend a hand!

For every Lou Bega, there is a Baha Men.

I once bought 24 beers at the same time.

In 2004, I was doing some work in the southern Czech Republic. And some ex-pat I knew told me he was going to Romania to pick up some bagpipes. Romania has a very distinct type of bagpipe as I later learned. He asked me if I wanted to go. I said, “Sure! Why the hell not?”

Greg Hardy to Fight for Fans Wearing Ed Hardy.

I enjoy the 4 minutes of talking about a song that is 2 minutes and 30 seconds long

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the 3rd slot on that list is permanently reserved for the coach of the Detroit Lions.

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It’s ok though. He got three free Bob Marley posters to hang up in his dorm for signing up.

HeWhoCannotBeNamed from The Dwarves faked his own death. The band claimed he had been stabbed to death in a bar fight in Philadelphia following a show. Unfortunately, the band didn’t let Sub Pop Records know it wad fake. Sub Pop issued an official release regarding his death.

It was the most low class thing Morrissey has done since that interview on his own website.

That’s the same debate millions of people have while planning vacations as well.

DeNiro sucks, has pretty much always sucked,

Exactly! I was all like, “Hmmm... Problem Child 2 is coming on HBO. But I have never seen Problem Child 1. Will I still understand this movie? Will I even know who the problem child is?!?!”

NOFX during the closing credits!

I thought Problem Child would make the list.