OK! NO PROBLEM!!!

“And we will get the Imagine Dragons!”

What to do with Apu requires a creative and inventive solution.

Then get off your ass and make a “Problem with Cletus” documentary.

If I had gotten away with murder, and then never suffered a single negative consequence from it, I would probably have a pretty strong faith in God too.

He’s also the Montell Jordan of foreign policy.

Thanks.

I thought it was Avon Barksdale’s lawyer!

Never not funny.

I was talking about Abbott and Costello.

How did Ernie the Kinja Tech vote?

I Don’t Know.

You know, if they had just written it down, Costello would have quickly figured out that “Who” was the name of the player. And the other players on the team had odd names too.

Mark was a reminder of how much I hate child actors.

With all them cigarettes, Sean Penn was so edgy that I used this interview to shave this morning.

At least in New Orleans they get a warning when the Saints go marching into a restaurant.

IT’S THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

It’s crazy!

I don’t want no right wing nut jobs on my team.

Fun Fact: During Jayson Werth’s 5-year contract with the Nationals, the Nationals won the same amount of playoff series as the Phillies.